Quotes of the Week

Mom: Aidan, I need you to dust the blinds.
Aidan: Well, I think it would be better if we had a monkey to do that.
Sure, great idea!

Gresham: (In Chick-fil-A, sitting next to Mom) Mommy right here! (pointing) Mommy right here!

Gresham: (From the grocery cart) Her name is Mommy. Her name is Mommy. I Gresham Thomas Dees. Her name is Mommy.
* I can't remember if he was really saying "her" or not - he doesn't use pronouns that well. But it made sense, whatever he said!

Gresham: My truck!
Aidan: No! I wanted it first!
Gresham: No, me first!
Aidan: I wanted it before you even wanted it!