I told you, Mom!

Gresham: I want you to make dinner!
Mom: Yes, I am making dinner. (Chicken in the oven and pasta cooking on the stove while I am checking e-mail)
Gresham: No, you are playing on the computer. That is NOT cooking dinner.

(a different night...)
Gresham: I want to go to Cubbies!
Mom: You will go to Cubbies next year. You aren't quite old enough, and you aren't potty trained yet.
Gresham: Yes, I am potty trained. I am learning how to go on the potty, Mommy, and that is potty training.